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Dynamite Lodge

“Where the fuse is short and the hospitality is explosive.”

Now accepting unsolicited feedback from friends & family. Strictly no refunds, as nothing was charged.

1. Who goes there?

Your name (or alias, we won’t tell)

When did you grace us?

Party size / who came

Reason for stay

2. Rate the goods

Tap the dynamite. More sticks = bigger boom. Be honest; the host has thick skin and a thicker mattress.

3. The Big Questions

Would you stay again?

Which best describes your sleep?

Did anything explode? (Metaphorically. Hopefully.)

Favorite dish served at the Lodge 🍽️ Best moment of the stay Worst moment of the stay Things you left behind (we’re keeping them) One thing management should fix Formal complaint (will be ignored with love) Quote for the Lodge’s Wall of Fame

4. Overall Detonation

Overall verdict

1. Who goes there?

2. Rate the goods

3. The Big Questions

4. Overall Detonation

🎟️ Your Official Review Slip